After a report surfaced outing the needless agency’s inability to reduce the amount of weapons making it through airport security checkpoints, the TSA has decided to react by making Americans’ lives hell as they attempt to travel.
“While few have noticed, U.S. airport security workers long had the option of using five different types of physical pat-downs at the screening line. Now those options have been eliminated and replaced with a single universal approach. This time, you will notice.
“The new physical touching—for those selected to have a pat-down—will be be what the federal agency officially describes as a more ‘comprehensive’ physical screening, according to a Transportation Security Administration spokesman.
“Denver International Airport, for example, notified employees and flight crews on Thursday that the ‘more rigorous’ searches ‘will be more thorough and may…