POLITICALLY WRONG WITH PARKER WONG
****THIS IS A SATIRE***
We all remember “Lyin’ Ted,” right? That guy, who kinda looked like a muppet who ran for president? Yeah, you remember. He went up against Donald Trump… remember? Anway, he’s back.
Don’t worry, not as a presidential candidate, but in politics. He’s continuing to be a Senator or Governor or whatever it is he is doing, in whatever state he is doing it in.
Yet we thought, that it had been plenty of time out of the limelight and we wanted to know how he is doing. How’s normal life treating him? What is it like going from presidential candidate to, whatever it is he is doing now?
So we flew out to him and convinced him to sit down with us and answer some questions.
WONG: Mr. Cruz… it has been a long…