Ding, Dong, al-Baghdadi Is Dead

There is possible, wonderful news coming from terrorist-controlled Syria, ISIS officials have announced that ISIS leader and torturer-in-chief Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has been killed.

If the story is true (it hasn’t yet been confirmed by the U.S.) it raises one very crucial question. What exactly does one send to a Shiva for an Islamic terrorist? Perhaps deli? After all, people who eat Halal can eat Kosher meat (but not visa versa).  Anybody know if Ben’s delivers to Syria?

Anyway,  a little more than three weeks ago, Russia announced that they had killed al-Baghdadi just outside of Raqqa, Syria. However, no corroboration was forthcoming and the world was forced to wait for further details.

The Russian Defense Ministry said Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi was killed in a Russian strike in late May along with other senior group commanders.

If confirmed, it would mark a major military success for Russia, which has conducted a military campaign in support of Syrian…



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