Remy: Democratic Debate (The Rap)

The following video is brought to you courtesy of the ReasonTV YouTube Channel. Click the video below to watch it now.

Remy joins the debate stage to out-Democrat the Democrats. Apparently they’ll let anybody up there.

Written and performed by Remy. Mastered by Ben Karlstrom. Video by Austin Bragg.

——————

Subscribe to our YouTube channel: http://youtube.com/reasontv
Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Reason.Magazine
Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/reason
Subscribe to our podcast at Apple Podcasts: https://goo.gl/az3a7a

Reason is the leading source of news, politics, and culture from a libertarian perspective. Go to reason.com for a point of view you won’t get from legacy media and old left-right opinion magazines.

——————

LYRICS:

Free contraception!
That’s right, that’s my mission
Yeah I’m stopping more wangs than
Harvard admissions

They say they’d fund Planned Parenthood?
Well that’s not enough
Not only would I fund it, son
I’d start a loyalty club

You think they would spend more than me?
You’ll change your mind in a hurry
I’m dropping more Jacksons
Than Conrad Murray

I’m dominating this debate
Spartacus is impaired
How do I know all the answers?
Let’s just say I prepared…

They say they got plans
They’d do a lot for the nation
But unlike some people on this stage
I got reservations

Para el climate change-o
Despacito
Cinco de Mayo
Burrito

There’s people locked up in cages
We gotta act fast
Not at the border, mind you
Amy Klobuchar’s staff

I’ll comb through the laws
See which ones are valid
Beam me to the next debate
Here, use this for your salad

I don’t know half of these people
Y’all ain’t go no chances
Got more write-offs on this stage
Than Bernie Sanders’ taxes

Joe straight up killed busing
You know it was gory
Axed it like NBC News
On a Weinstein story

It’s the economy, stupid
It’s like no one is hearing me
I’d be the best thing for business since
Russia conspiracies

Reminds me of an accident
I encountered today
Not that kind of accident, Beto
Why you running away?

I got a plan to beat ISIS
Install a puppet leader who’d
lead them into insolvency
Hmm…who could we choose…

And North Korea is evil
I just honestly learned it
By checking that foolproof resource
Bernie’s Travelocity searches

Guns are bad
Of that I’m the most cognizant
I’d get rid of arms so fast
You’d think you’re at the Saudi consulate

admin

admin

Leave a Reply

Recent Posts

Trump Supporters: Get Your 2020 'Keep America Great' Shirts Now!

Are you a proud supporter of President Donald Trump?

If so, you’ll want to grab your 2020 re-election shirt now and be the first on your block to show your support for Trump 2020!

These shirts are going fast so click here to check for availability in your area!

-> CHECK AVAILABILITY HERE


More Popular Stuff for Trump Supporters!

MUST SEE: Full Color Trump Presidential Coin (limited!)

Hilarious Pro Trump 'You are Fake News' Tee Shirt!

[Exclusive] Get Your HUGE Trump 2020 Yard or House Flag!

<