North Korea Promises Nuke Surprise for Trump Inauguration

North Korea has prepared to launch two nuclear ballistic missiles, possibly to antagonize Donald Trump on his inauguration day.

North Korea, long-standing enemy of The United States, has prepared its purported nuclear arsenal for launch this week, citing a “nice surprise” to celebrate the inauguration of Donald Trump.  This comes as liberal factions within the U.S. are planning to shut down Washington D.C. via civil disobedience.

“The devices ‘are estimated to not exceed 15 meters (50 feet) in length, making them shorter than the North’s existing ICBMs.’

“A news agency quoted unnamed military officials as saying the North was attempting to send a ‘strategic message’ to incoming Trump ahead of his inauguration tomorrow.

“An ICBM test in the coming days is ‘highly plausible,’ Andrei Lankov, a professor at Seoul’s Kookmin University, told CNN.

“’Judging by earlier behaviour they usually like to greet a newly elected American president with some kind of…

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