How to Melt a Snowflake in 5 Easy Steps

There are about a million ways to melt a snowflake. All it takes is about two seconds and half a brain. Here are five options:

Use something other than mono-syllabic sentences. Stand respectfully and remove your hat during the National Anthem. Bonus points: place your hand over your heart and belt out the rockets red glare at nose bleed volume. Disagree. Disagree using facts. Invite a conservative to speak on a college campus. Like David Horowitz.

In an April 13 email to supporters, Unbelievable: I Was Censored at Berkeley, writer and speaker Horowitz describes how the snowflake brigade reacted when College Republicans – gasp ! – invited him to speak at UC Bigotry on April 12:

In my case, the administration insisted that the speech take place at 1 pm, when…

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