I was gonna take today off, and get drunk, but this is too good to pass up. Since I can’t buy any booze until noon anyway, being in the very buckle of the Bible Belt, I’m going to launch off into the biggest conspiracy theory of them all, Michelle’s gender! Dude Looks Like a Lady! Though Alex Jones denies it, he was rolling in this one like a dog in a dead armadillo.
Now, let’s consider the ramifications of this prospect. The former First Lady may be a man. Talk about LibTards looking the other way! This is sticking their heads up their butts , and walking on their elbows. There’s no doubt the current First Lady is a lady. An article surfaced today in Conservative Ones News, and I quote: Dr. Rafael Espinanzo, who was entrusted with former First Lady Michelle Obama’s care during the 2008 presidential election, is