<p>Finally, the socialists at The Guardian have something positive to say about conservatives. It turns out we’re way more fastidious about personal hygiene than our liberal counterparts. To be sure, it’s a low bar, as anybody who ever walked by an Occupy encampment or a Phish concert can tell you. Still, if we must dwell on the things that divide us, it may as well be conservatives’ aversion to smelling like the floor mats of a NYC cab.</p>
Alt-Left Insanity! Smelly Hippies, Feminist Fonts, the After-Thuglife and More!
