Al Gore Can Save the World From Global Warming for Only 15 Trillion

Al Gore’s new group is demanding 15 trillion dollars to save the world from global warming.  The first part of the plan is to buy carbon credits from a company not so incidentally owned by Al Gore.  I can promise to save the world from T-Rexes.  I have spent 12 years perfecting the T-Rex trap.  For the low price of $1,000 per person, I can guaranty you that you will never be killed by a T-Rex.  If you walk into my office and prove that you were killed by a T-Rex, my company will pay you ten million dollars.  Now what’s a guaranty.  Al Gore won’t promise you that, will he?

A group of executives who want to fight global warming has published a new report calling for countries to spend up…



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