Diary Of A Mad Black President: Friday, June 24th 2016

Diary Of A Mad Black President: Friday, June 24th 2016

****THIS IS A SATIRE****

Dear Diary,

Wazzup pimps! I’m raging today over this whole Brexit thing, I gotta vent. First off, my boy David “D-Money” Cameron is resigning. Do you know how much work it took to get a homie as the Prime Minister? A long time. I mean… I’ll find another one. Flash a little money, and the greed will show you the way. It’s a tactic I used to use in the streets all the time… how do you think I became President?

Oh, before I get too far ahead of myself, I know you guys are wondering…Yosemite was awesome. They have like actual wildlife. You know like wild animals? It was so cool. If you can keep a secret, I had one of the Secret Service guys hunt us a deer so we could have our chef…

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