Eating dessert can be really bad for you. A nine-year-old boy in New Jersey was subjected to a police interrogation last month because he asked for some dessert at school. When the boy asked for brownies, another student—a little fascist in training—interpreted the request as a racist statement and turned him in. A teacher at the elementary school called the police, the poor kid was given the third degree by the police, and the case was referred to the New Jersey Division of Child Protection and Permanency.
“There was a police officer with a gun in the holster talking to my son, saying, ‘Tell me what you said,’” exclaimed the boy’s outraged mother. “They were talking about brownies. Who exactly did he offend?!!!”
The boy has been taught an important lesson. Prior to this incident, he was unaware that the Thought Police are always listening. Now he
